Funny Jokes to Make Everyone Laugh
List of the Funniest Jokes
Last Updated: October 25, 2021
Our hand-picked list of the funniest jokes that we could find, ranked based on how funny they are to you. These short and hilarious jokes are have been selected for the soul purpose of making people laugh, make sure you tell these jokes to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Jokes are voted by you!
Every week we update this list to prioritise the funniest jokes, help us improve the page by voting on how funny you find the jokes. Press the thumb up icon to let us know you found the joke funny and the thumb down icon to let us know perhaps the joke isn't as good as we thought!
Top 10 Funniest Jokes
The jokes below are the top 10 voted by you as the most hilarious jokes we have.
- Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
- My friends bakery burnt down yesterday. Now his business is toast.
- The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
- I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
- Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet? They got stuck at C.
- My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
- Someone stole my mood ring yesterday. I still don't know how I feel about that.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
- I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Newly Added Jokes
Each week we will add new jokes below, these have either been submitted to us or we have found them funny enough to share with you. Vote on the jokes if you think they are funny, if a joke gets enough votes we'll add them to the page.
- Why do the French eat so little for breakfast? Because in French one is un oeuf.
- What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
- My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Jokes to be Removed
The jokes below have been continuously downvoted over the past weeks. If you think they are still funny and should be kept on our list, give them a thumb up. If you think they should be removed vote them down. If the below jokes are still disliked by your votes, we'll remove them from this list.
More Funny Jokes
Continuing on below is the rest of our list of the funniest jokes, these jokes didn't make the top 10 but we still found them very funny.
- I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm about to change.
- Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed.
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
- Why is there a fence around a cemetery? People are dying to get in.
- Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
- My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
- I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
- How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
- Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
- A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
- What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
- What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
- When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...
- Two antennas got married.. the ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
- How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep? You rocket!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
- I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
- How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
- Did you hear about the baguette at the zoo? It was bread in captivity.
- How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
- My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
- Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
- What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing! They fast!
- Somebody stole my microsoft office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.
- I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up.
- Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
- What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
- As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
- What has three letters and starts with gas. A Car.
- Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? Because he couldn't control his pupils!
- And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.
- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- Just remember - you never really completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
- I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him go faster, if anything it made him more sluggish.
- My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
- When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it's a scream?
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
- Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane!". The other cow replies "Good thing I'm a helicopter".
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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